...about tonight's vice presidential debate.

The expectations of Sarah Palin are so low, especially based on her performance in the Couric interviews, that if she manages to get out one complete sentence and avoid pissing herself on the stage, her performance will likely be hailed a "great success" and a "homerun ball."

Cuz come on, when Katie Couric the nicest woman in journalism makes you look like an idiot, that's kind of like being eviscerated by a fluffy kitten.